Haters gonna hate, right?
Everyone goes through some bullying. It certainly exists. It may be in school, at home, or at workplace. Dealing with a bully’s immaturity may make you look mature, but there’s a point where all evil ends, and good prevails. Don’t sound weak, but don’t sound like them either. This article is going to give you the best, most sophisticated comebacks.
1. “Wow, I bet you even fart glitter!”
Say this, laugh, and walk away.
This one’s to a bragger. There’s no need to be jealous or sad, just simply say it.
There are a few braggers who just don’t quit shoving their wealth in your face, if it’s innocent, then there’s no need to get nasty, but if it’s intentional and makes you look inferior, here’s something…
2.”I guess if you actually ever spoke your mind, you’d really be speechless.”
This one’s for the jerk.
That annoying kid, or colleague that just always has something to say, some comment to make. Next time, shut them up!
3.”If I wanted to listen to an ass I’d fart.”
If someone’s incessantly rude, don’t hold back!
Here’s another one to someone that won’t quit bothering you, just give them something to hold onto. ADVANTAGE – This’ll crack everyone up!
4.”I have met some pricks in my time, but you, sir, are a cactus!”
Add some humor with this.
It’s witty AND humorous BUT also snappy.
5.”Where’s your off button?”
This one’s for that mean girl/guy who won’t quit harassing you.
It’s so sassy, it gives an exhausted tone that’ll leave him/her speechless.
6.”Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?”
Here’s another one.
7.”I CAN EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, BUT I CAN’T COMPREHEND IT FOR YOU!”
Throw in some sophistication with this. This is also my favorite, It’s just spot on!
8.”I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong”
Another one that just speaks volumes.
9.”I love how you state the obvious with such a sense of discovery”
(To that jock who just tries so hard to sound cool)
It’ll definitely give him something to think about.
10.”Have a nice day, somewhere else.”
Short and sweet. It’ll quickly convey your annoyance with some sass.
11.”Do not speak unless you intend to improve the silence.”
When you’re sick of hearing them! This’ll shut them right up.
12.”Your IQ does not even make a respectable earthquake.”
To the rude geek who’ll not only understand this, but get affected by it. It’s humorous too.
13.”I REFUSE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF WITS AGAINST AN UNARMED OPPONENT.”
(Throw some Shakespeare in there)
It’s intellectual, and degrading.
14.”Wow, I’m flattered you noticed what I’m wearing!”
If someone disses your outfit don’t flip out, just be sarcastic. IT ALWAYS MAKES YOU LOOK SMARTER and well calm and collected.
So there it is, just a few lines you could cook up and use against your bully, there’s no need to get physical guys, just verbally hurt them and they’ll know better than to harass you again. To get some more effect, do it in front of an audience. It’ll leave them dumbfounded with no reply and everyone’ll thank you for standing up to them!